Shitloads of Truckers deliver truckloads of shit...

Ok, ok... I understand the necessity of delivering the goods of daily life and the economy in all corners of my country, but allow me a little thought about the distributors...

YES! It's you, truckers, I'm talking about...(And your bloodsucking employers)!

All decent, law obeying, obliging truckdrivers: Just stop reading.

I will have to have my speak about these truckers (and transporting company owners), that currently ignore the fact, that there seem to be other people with their vehicles on the road.

So...here are some things you should finally quit:

Motorway rules:

1.) Do not overtake other trucks. Especially not at the beginning of steep hills (which you preferably do...!)!
2.) Set the the indicator lights when you want to chage lanes!
3.) Look into the f***ing mirror to see what's behind. It is there, so use it...!
4.) If there is a traffic jam, do not try to avoid it by blocking the detour routes!
5.) If there is a speed limit, keep it!
6.) When it snows, get the winter gear on the truck or stop!
7.) If you are going transit stay (the f***) on the motorway and do not drive through our town to avoid the road toll.
8.) If you need to stop at the parking lots along the motorway, stop shitting in the shrubs.
9.) If you know, your truck is out of order or has blunt tires, stop and refuse to leave the yard with that shitpile of scrap metal. It is you that is going to be sacked for it and it is a danger to us...
10.) Pay attention on the road when driving and don't ever look at something in the interior of the drivers cabin (I've seen you drifting to left and right on the mororways, like you were drunk...)
11.) Don't even dream of beer or alcohol when sitting behind the weel.
Your Mulemachine turns out to be a weapon of mass destruction, if you can't handle her...
12.) Keep your resting times!
13.) Don't ever try to sleep behind the wheel...(I know you tried to do this at least once...)

Wuerzburg City rules:
1.) If you are going transit stay (the f***) on the motorway and do not drive through our town to avoid the road toll.
2.) Do not ever enter our city at night.
3.) Do not use our city as detour route.
4.) If you are going transit stay (the f***) on the motorway and do not drive through our town to avoid the road toll.
5.) If you are going transit stay (the f***) on the motorway and do not drive through our town to avoid the road toll.
6.) If you are going transit stay (the f***) on the motorway and do not drive through our town to avoid the road toll.
7.) If you are going transit stay (the f***) on the motorway and do not drive through our town to avoid the road toll.

Sorry I needed to say this...